Take two raw humans and pound them well. Give them a good beating to tenderize leathery, egotistic fibers, then marinate for years to enhance the flavor of an unpalatable, selfish soul. Immerse in a strong, vitriolic solution to season self-centered, savorless ‘me.’ Let it soak! Don’t worry – life will provide plenty of occasions to temper flesh and soul.
In the meantime, nurture some understanding, affection, altruism, honesty, tolerance,
respect, loyalty, and twist.
Rub it all together and pray for a miracle.
Results may vary.
Assignment: A Recipe